DOGGY TREATS CUSTOMER SERVICE

Doggy treats customer service rep offers advice in dog speak with a nanny dog accent
Doggy treats customer service rep offers advice in dog speak with a nanny dog accent

How cool is that! A doggy treats customer service hotline! I bet the staff at this call center give advice on a whole bunch of stuff. I’m so excited. I can’t wait to tell everyone. You know, Chloe the Bichon, and Harley the Golden, and all my friends at the dog park. 

But wait. Where’s that number to call? Gotta search for it online. Then, you know what I’ll do? I’ll post it on my Facebook page. Everyone will see it. Woof! 

Then it’ll go viral. Woof! Woof! 

Our guardians won’t know if they’re coming or going! Woof! Woof! Woof!

I’m so, so excited, like, I can’t stop wagging my tail! 

To Sum Up

For my human readers who have difficulty understanding dog-speak, don’t forget what I wrote last week. Never underestimate doggy smarts. They are prewired!

PUPPY LEARNS TREATS SMARTS

And guess who’s teaching him?

This puppy learns treats smarts so that the training rewards keep flowing. So, who’s giving this valuable advice? Mom, or Dad, or someone else in the home? Well, that someone is not who you might think. It’s definitely not a human. After all, the whole idea is to outsmart the most intelligent beings on this planet. The ones who spend all this $$$ on rewards so their puppies get a really good education.

Lesson to be learned — don’t ever underestimate doggy smarts. It’s in their DNA!

Puppy learns treats smarts, but not from us!
Puppy learns treats smarts, but not from us!

SMART PETS MAKE US LAUGH

I thought it was time to lighten up. So I went looking for videos of smart pets that make us laugh. Not ones that are just acting funny, slightly clumsy, and kind of silly. But ones that are really, really smart! After all, this is the start of a brand new year and not everyone should be serious and sad. So I’m dishing out a dose of pet humor so we can sit back and relax for a few minutes.

In case you hadn’t already realized it, your companion animal is probably smarter than you thought. In fact, it could be as gifted as your two-year-old child or grandchild. And, if you have the patience and are a dedicated teacher, your dogs and cats may be able to learn quite a bit of stuff…like this. 

Take a look and see how these three very smart pets can make us laugh and laugh. Enjoy!

Two Smart Cats Say “We Love This Game!”

These two cats have learned what it takes to get a treat. You hardly ever see these counter top bells anymore at a store. But you do on a television quiz program. Furball and Fluffy know exactly how hard to hit the knob and that they have to retract their paw after making the strike. I hope their pet parent knows when to stop playing this game. If not, they’re soon going to have a pair of very fat cats!

 One Smart Dog Says “Stop Ruining My Day!”

Pit Bulls, a/k/a Pitties, are sweet-natured, caring, loyal and highly intelligent. They are so gentle and protective of children that they are often called The Nanny Dog. And there are those that are talented in other ways. They are being increasingly trained to work with law enforcement and other government agencies to keep us safe. So, it’s hardly surprising that this guy has figured out exactly how to stop this annoying gadget dead in its path!          

Together, let’s keep our precious pets healthy, happy and safe!